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Video:Gun Fight Outside Court House

gun fight outside court house

an insane gun fight takes place out side the court house when an enraged man opens fire with an ak-47.

Video:Trailer Park Boys Movie - Court Scene

trailer park boys movie - court scene

court scene from the trailer park boys movie, the big dirty.

Video:MadTV - People's Court

madtv - people's court

hilarious spoof of the "people's court" stephanie weir is too funny.

Video:Court To Rule If Man Can Starve To Death

court to rule if man can starve to death

a 49-year-old quadriplegic who says his life is a "living hell" will find out whether he can starve himself to death as early as next friday.

lawyer john hammond requested wa supreme court chief justice wayne martin hold a bedside hearing next friday for his perth client, christian rossiter, 49, at the nursing home where he's in care.

the brightwater care group has lodged an application seeking advice on whether the nursing home should continue feeding mr rossiter, despite his wish to starve to death.

mr rossiter has described his situation in total paralysis as unbearable. he is in 24-hour care at brightwater, in perth's northern suburbs.

he first publicly declared his wish to die in june, and has since had discussions with right-to-die advocate philip nitschke and mr hammond about possible options for ending for his life.

speaking through a tracheotomy tube, mr rossiter said he wasn't afraid of dying, just the pain.

mr rossiter yesterday told perth now that australia should adopt switzerland's euthanasia laws and allow people freedom of choice in their right to live or die.

"i'm hoping the courts won't force them (nursing home staff) to sustain me," mr rossiter said.

"this is living hell.

"i used to be a cyclist, i used to be a keen walker.

"i bushwalked around the world ... i've rock climbed in yosemite valley in california up very steep cliffs.

"i've got a degree in economics and now i can't even read a newspaper, i can't turn the pages.

"i want to have the food withdrawn."

mr hammond said his client's wishes should be respected.

"he wants to die now, not tomorrow, not next week, but he wants to die now and he wants to die without pain," mr hammond said yesterday.

"i think if we are to be civilized in the way we deal with people like mr rossiter then his wish should be granted."

in court today, mr hammond said his client would like the opportunity to defend his case in person because the impact of his evidence would be lost in court documents.

transporting mr rossiter to court would be difficult and cause him physical pain, so a bedside hearing would be preferable, mr hammond said.

chief justice martin said he would consider the request, but that a written statement might be sufficient.

mr rossiter said he hoped the court would look at his case compassionately.

a court date for the case has been set for next friday.

mr nitschke said mr rossiter's case had attracted international interest.

he said an asian media group had offered to set up a 24-hour webcam so people around the world could monitor mr rossiter and his plight.

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Video:Trailer Park Boys - Court Scene 2

trailer park boys - court scene 2

a clip from the canadian show trailer park boys, showing rickie's great ability to win court cases with his extremely well developed vocal skills.

Video:Basketball Court To Ice Rink

basketball court to ice rink

a time lapse video taken in a typical american sports arena of how they change a basketball court to an ice rink in just over 1 hour.

Video:Adult Magazine Courts Panthers Cheerleaders

adult magazine courts panthers cheerleaders

a popular adult magazine has made an offer to the two cheerleaders accused of having sex with each other in a florida bar and getting involved in a fight, according to a local 6 news report.

penthouse magazine is courting renee thomas, 20, and angela keathley, 26, to pose nude, according to the report.

penthouse is apparently hoping to cash in on what allegedly happened inside the florida bar's bathroom stall.

the woman were having sex with each other in the restroom, according to witnesses.

local 6

Video:Skype Courts Social Networking Scene

skype courts social networking scene

voip giant skype is courting the booming social networking scene with the preview of a new free service to coincide with the release of skype 2.5 beta on wednesday.

skypecasts are being touted as "live, chaired conversations allowing groups of up to 100 people from anywhere in the world to talk to one another". there is no release date yet but a beta is "imminent", the company said on wednesday morning.

alistair shrimpton, uk manager for skype, said he expected users of sites such as livejournal and myspace to "embrace this skypecast technology as an extra layer of discussion and communication".

he told silicon.com sister site zdnet uk: "it's really taking the popularity for written exchange over the internet and giving them the opportunity to have that discussion with audio, and live."

a key feature of skypecasts will be they are convened by a user who then moderates the discussion, muting or unmuting, approving or ejecting guests at will. up to 100 users could be allowed to speak at once, or the host could allow one speaker at a time by acknowledging their request and passing them a "virtual microphone".

skypecasts will be publicised on a section of the skype website, so it is hoped that upcoming discussions will be linked to and promoted by various blogs and interested parties.

one feature of skype 2.5 beta, 'shared contact groups', also plays to the social networking community. if a new skype user is invited into an established group, that group's members will be added automatically to their own contact list. whole groups will be able to join a skypecast at the touch of a button.

the new beta also boasts a streamlined registration process, a payments system that is incorporated into the client rather than requiring a visit to skype's website, and the ability to choose to view and call outlook contacts within the voip client. users can choose the country of their skypeout call recipient from a list rather than having to remember their country's dialling code, and the client will now respond to bandwidth and processing problems by actively suggesting solutions to the user.

one feature likely to reinforce the eventual encroachment of voip into gsm territory is the ability to send a text message from skype to any mobile phone. this will initially be a one-way service costing an estimated 20 to 25 euro cents, payable from the user's skypeout credit, with the cost varying according to the country and network of the recipient.



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  • Votes 3.8889/5
  • Views 1128
  • Comments 3
  • Date 5/3/2006
  • by qtnik

Video:Real Things Said in Court

real things said in court

these are things that people actually said in court, word for word.

q: what is your date of birth? a: july fifteenth. q: what year? a: every year.

q: what gear were you in at the moment of the impact? a: gucci sweats and reeboks.

q: how old is your son-the one living with you. a: thirty-eight or thirty-five, i can't remember which. q: how long has he lived with you? a: forty-five years.

q: what was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? a: he said, "where am i, cathy?" q: and why did that upset you? a: my name is susan.

q: did you blow your horn or anything? a: after the accident? q: before the accident. a: sure, i played for ten years. i even went to school for it.

q: do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult? a: we both do. q: voodoo? a: we do. q: you do? a: yes, voodoo.

q: trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? a: yes. q: did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? a: yes, sir. q: what did she say? a: what disco am i at?

q: now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

q: the youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

q: were you present when your picture was taken?

q: was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

q: did he kill you?

q: how far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

q: you were there until the time you left, is that true?

q: how many times have you committed suicide?

q: she had three children, right? a: yes. q: how many were boys? a: none. q: were there any girls?

q: you say the stairs went down to the basement? a: yes. q: and these stairs, did they go up also?

q: mr. slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? a: i went to europe, sir. q: and you took your new wife?

q: how was your first marriage terminated? a: by death. q: and by whose death was it terminated?

q: can you describe the individual? a: he was about medium height and had a beard. q: was this a male, or a female?

q: is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which i sent to your attorney? a: no, this is how i dress when i go to work.

q: doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? a: all my autopsies are performed on dead people.

q: all your responses must be oral, ok? what school did you go to? a: oral.

q: do you recall the time that you examined the body? a: the autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. q: and mr. dennington was dead at the time? a: no, he was sitting on the table wondering why i was doing an autopsy.

q: are you qualified to give a urine sample?

q: you were not shot in the fracas? a: no, i was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

q: doctor, before you signed the death certificate, did you check for a pulse? a: no. q: did you check for blood pressure? a: no. q: did you check for breathing? a: no. q: so, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you signed the certificate? a: no. q: how can you be so sure, doctor? a: because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. but now that you mention it, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Video:Kobe's Half Court Shot

kobe's half court shot

an amazing shot by kobe!

Video:Muse - Stockholm Syndrome Live @ Earl's Court

muse - stockholm syndrome live @ earl's court

another great from the underrated band (in north america at least). possibly one of their best live performances.

Video:Gary Coleman On Divorce Court

gary coleman on divorce court

the diff'rent strokes curse continues.

  • Votes 4.3027/5
  • Views 6794
  • Comments 24
  • Date 5/5/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Peoples Court: Cops and Donuts

peoples court: cops and donuts

damn cops and their donuts.

Video:Couric Stumps Palin With Supreme Court Question.

couric stumps palin with supreme court question.

biden will not have to attack her in their debate. she will just choke herself.

Video:Basketball Court Fight

basketball court fight

one day this little shit talker is going to open his mouth when his friends aren’t around and he going to get his ass kicked.

Video:Michael Jackson in Court

michael jackson in court

new version of "smooth criminal" including macaulay.

Video:Maria Sharapova -  On Court

maria sharapova - on court

she is wearing a red and white outfit.

Video:Peoples Court Judge Flips Out on Defendant

peoples court judge flips out on defendant

the little girl wearing the salvation army clothes on national television must be so embarrassed.

Video:Woman Jailed for Improper Court Attire

woman jailed for improper court attire

this woman just doesn't seem to get it.

Video:Guy Fakes Heart Attack In Court

guy fakes heart attack in court

this guy tries to get a mistrial by faking a heart attack.

  • Votes 4.6779/5
  • Views 9716
  • Comments 32
  • Date 7/5/2008
  • by Drue

Video:A Cult in Court

a cult in court

as the jury deliberates, cult leader wayne bent breaks his silence to speak with reporters and followers. inside a cult: messiah on trial

Video:Lebron James Full Court Buzzer

lebron james full court buzzer

lebron makes a shot from almost the other side of the court with less than 0.1 seconds left.

Video:People's Court - Guy Wants to be Called Dr.

people's court - guy wants to be called dr.

hilarious people's court where a guy demands that the judge calls him by his proper title


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