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woman carrying a large ear of corn
scifri videos: candy corn in space
this is what happens when you mix the right amount of water and the right amount of corn starch to get some awesome non-newtonian fluid and it dances for you. youtube-ultraslomo
so what does happen? just watch the video all the way through.
she has a long ways to go.
practicing with corn?
lewis black talks in depth about the idiocy of the nation through child names and candy corn
a man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but i can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our midnight special." "what's a midnight special?" "a triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread." "could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?" "why, sure!" then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: "one midnight special. make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!"
it's a fake commercial made by the band tally hall. it's about a new invention called the corn bobber.
a farmer in the united states has cut two of the characters from family guy, the cult animated comedy, into a maze on his property. stewie and brian form the centrepiece of this year's seven acre "corn maize" at connors farm in danvers, massachusetts. bob connors, the owner of the farm, has even approached seth macfarlane in the hope of persuading the family guy creator to pay a visit. “we’ve been trying to get in touch with him. i’d love to have him do the voices here on our busy weekend," he told the boston globe. the makers of family guy, a sharp comedy about an average american family with a talking dog, posed no objections to the use of its characters in the maze. the programme is shown on the fox network in the us, and bbc3 in britain. “they waived the rights and all that," mr connors added. “we have to run everything by them, but they’ve been great." while corn, tomatoes and other crops are still grown on the farm, it boosts its income with an annual maze and other activities to attract families, including hayrides and fruit picking. this year's effort, which is only open until the end of the month, features the griffin family's highly intelligent but misanthropic baby, stewie, pointing up in anger at his friend brian, the erudite family pet. source
there were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. so the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. after two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained "yes, no problem!" so the minister welcomes them to the church. then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" so the minister welcomes them to the church. then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks. "we were unable to abstain. on the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, lust and passion overcame me!" "i'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!" "that's o.k.," says the husband, "we were banned from the supermarket, too."
chicago - sounds a little flaky, but someone has offered more than $50 on ebay for a piece of breakfast cereal that is touted as a lookalike to the state of illinois. two sisters listed "the great illinois corn flake" on the online auction site, promising it has undergone no alterations. emily mcintire, a 15-year-old sophomore in high school from chesapeake, va., said she was grabbing fistfuls of cereal on her way to class when she found the flake. "it was almost to my mouth, it didn't look like illinois at first because it was held the wrong way," said mcintire, but then she noticed the resemblance and said, "oh my goodness, it's illinois." her 23-year-old sister, melissa, said their parents suggested selling it for fun. they're offering free shipping to illinois. "at the moment it's residing in a fine jewelry box with a lot of cotton wrapped around it to keep it safe," said melissa mcintire. the mcintire sisters say they've decided to use the proceeds from the ebay sale to buy more boxes of frosted flakes. "we've got to replace the one we've already sold," melissa mcintire said. "we like cereal." source
annoying song..but the animals made me laugh in this one hehe
the little thing has got some new glasses.
how cool is that?
this must have taken a long time to complete!
what country is this from?
he looks a little too pleased.
now includes 1 waky wall walker.....free!!
