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Video:Blood 2 - The Chosen

blood 2 - the chosen

this game is pretty awesome. it's a point and click type game where you choose different options, some leading to your bloody death and others the correct way.

Video:Choose Your Own Adventure

choose your own adventure

okay, i just wanted to try something different...

dark skies bloom the rising moon, highlighting a flickering crimson ember in the wind. the swift coil carves the mountain side and the ember cools to silver and gray. down the sharp slope it falls, fragmenting as it descends. that which remains of the whole lands in a standing brook at the base of the stone tree, a gentle current claims its fragile carbon body and drags it below the earth and into the roots of the beast. gliding, gently gliding, it moves through the open cavern and disintegrates just as it surfaces within a well lit cave.

daddy’s nickname wakes full of fright and jumps ramrod straight. he slams his head on a very hard and apparently very low ceiling. he doesn’t know where he is, or how he got there. the last thing he remembers is sitting down at his computer with great pride, ready to write his first blog, then darkness, then light, then pain. when the pain receded he looked about, vainly attempting to retrieve his memory. he was in a cave, a very well lit cave at that. behind him a slow moving current split the room in half. on the other side he could see a stairway which led upward. his side of the cave was barren with the exception of the many torches that were attached to the wall and ran the length of the entire cave.

daddy’s nickname’s fear was quickly receding to panic. how did he get there? how would he get home?

there aren’t any damned caves in tampa!!

he considered his options and decided that he could easily swim across the water, the current was fairly slow, and he was an agile swimmer. he could grab a torch on the other side, and head up the stairs. with his decision made, he walked over to the stream and placed his foot within its gentle embrace.

he screamed and jumped back, stumbled on a stone, and overcompensated. he then proceeded to trip over his own feet and landed hard on his ass.

“damn that waters cold!!” he said to himself.

after about an hour and a half of splashing water on his legs, arms and torso, daddy’s nickname finally gathered enough courage to lower himself into the stream. he doggy paddled to about halfway across when something caught his attention. a feint glow came from the inflowing portion of the stream. it didn’t look like it was too far away, and the source looked like natural sunlight.

unfortunately he would have to travel underwater to get there, never a good idea.

does daddy’s nickname continue to cross the stream and head up the stairs?

does daddy’s nickname take a deep breath and hope it’s not his last?

does daddy's nickname take his life and never post another choose your own adventure again?

Video:How to Choose a Career

how to choose a career

mom, i want to grow up and become a cowboy

Video:Choose Your Water

choose your water

at the intercontinental beachcomber hotel, tahiti, visitors have a choice of different types of water for swimming.

Video:Choose Underwear Carefully

choose underwear carefully

an ad about erotic underwear.

Video:Chosen One's Master is in pain...

chosen one's master is in pain...

special treatment for a deadly wound lol

Video:Man Chooses To Die At The Hands Of A Cop

man chooses to die at the hands of a cop

as sad as this video is, the whole "suicide by cop" is getting old. someone needs to get creative and maybe do a suicide by barber or suicide by heavy equipment operator.

Video:Reality TV Show Chooses Porn Star

reality tv show chooses porn star

"america's next hot porn star" pretty much is exactly what it says it is,and what you think it is "on the money's."

Video:Elmo Chooses Death

elmo chooses death

he opts to hang himself instead being tickled anymore.

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  • Date 12/20/2006
  • by drigz

Video:The Hire - Chosen

the hire - chosen

the hire was a miniseries of short films created by bmw for the internet. in chosen, the driver transports a boy to a distant relative, but runs into trouble.

Video:A Writer's Allowed to Choose

a writer's allowed to choose

a writer died, and due to a bureaucratic snafu in the hereafter, she was to be allowed to choose her own fate: heaven or hell for all eternity. being very shrewd for a dead person, she asked st. peter for a tour of both. the first stop was hell, where she saw rows and rows of writers sitting chained to desks, in a room as hot as a thousand suns. fire licked the writers' fingers as they tried to work; demons whipped their backs with chains. your typical hell scene. "wow, this is awful," said the writer., appalled "let's see some heaven." in a moment, they were whisked to heaven and the writer saw rows and rows of writers chained to desks, in a room as hot as a thousand suns. fire licked the writers' fingers as they tried to work; demons whipped their backs with chains. it looked and smelled even worse than hell. "what gives, pete?" the writer asked. "this is worse than hell!" "yes," st. peter replied, "but here your work gets published."

Video:Mother Chooses Croc Over Husband

mother chooses croc over husband

an australian woman, vicki lowing, says she divorced her husband after he asked her to give up her pet crocodile, johnie, which she says is "like a child" to her.

mrs lowing, 52, who has hand-raised the one-and-a-half metre reptile for 13 years, gives it the run of the house and even lets it sleep with her son andrew in his bed.

the trained nurse from melbourne, victoria, who had looked after ill and abandoned animals for decades, adopted the crocodile after it was left on her doorstep in 1996 by an anonymous person.

her husband greg said she spent too much time with the pet and asked her to give it up in a bid to save their marriage, but she refused and the couple divorced in 2005.

mrs lowing, a trained nurse, said: "husbands can look after themselves but my crocodile can't make his meals.

"as soon as i started looking after johnie, greg and i started having problems. we did nothing but fight. there was a lot of tension in the house.

"he said i devoted all my time on the crocodile instead of him. i felt like greg was asking me to put him ahead of one of my children.

mrs lowing raised johnie in her home with andrew, who is only 18 months older than the crocodile, and said the experience was "like having two children to look after."

she said: "they were like brothers, following each other around. and as andrew learnt and grew his curious side, so did johnie. i would find johnie emptying the cupboards, just as andrew had done a few weeks earlier.

"they also had their sibling rivalry. i once heard andrew screaming 'mummy, mummy.' i ran in to discover andrew crying, saying johnie had taken his toy. sure enough, there was johnie in his water tank, with the toy in his mouth.

johnie now sits on mrs lowing's lap while she watches television and behaves "just like any cat or dog".

it was only after the crocodile stopped growing at one-and-a-half metres that mrs lowing realised it was female, because the species has no external sex organs.

she said: "i had to tell andrew his brother was actually his sister. we've stuck with the name johnie though, because its what we, and she, is used to. and i was secretly thrilled - i've always wanted a daughter."

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Video:How To Choose a Palm Pilot

how to choose a palm pilot

only one way to decide which one is better... have them battle it out over the skies.

Video:Billboard - Her Right to Choose

billboard - her right to choose

your closet suffers because of it.

Video:What Happens If You Choose The Wrong Videogame

what happens if you choose the wrong videogame

commercial for a dutch online store

Video:Woman Chooses To Go Jail Over $7.45 Bill

woman chooses to go jail over $7.45 bill


article submitted by computermexican.

fort pierce, fla. – a woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a fort pierce waffle house restaurant. the total she went to jail over: $7.45. according to a police report, maryanne o'neill, 66, ordered coffee and a sandwich at a waffle house restaurant on saturday but refused to pay the bill.

the report said an officer asked her to pay or go to jail and she refused.

a jail official said she was released monday from the st. lucie county jail. she was charged with obtaining food or lodging with intent to defraud, a second degree misdemeanor.

if convicted of a second degree misdemeanor she could face up to 60 days in jail and a fine of $500.

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