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Video:Throat Cancer

throat cancer

oral sex causes throat cancer

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  • Views 3409
  • Comments 6
  • Date 8/9/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Cancer Survivor And Cigarette Ads

cancer survivor and cigarette ads

see, smoking isn't that bad. people survive the resulting cancer all the time.

  • Votes 4.0605/5
  • Views 4885
  • Comments 4
  • Date 9/14/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Eva Green - Cancer

eva green - cancer

eva green is posing seductively with a "cancer stick".

Video:Marijuana Stops Cancer

marijuana stops cancer

marjiuana extract is proving effective in the battle against cancer.

Video:9-Year-Old Cancer Patient Gets Dream Wedding

9-year-old cancer patient gets dream wedding

sad story of a 9 year old terminal cancer patient getting what could be her final wish.

  • Votes 3.8683/5
  • Views 2929
  • Comments 8
  • Date 3/2/2009
  • by shocx

Video:Cancer Cure?

cancer cure?

doctors at university of alberta believe they have found a cure for cancer, but it seems nobody cares.

Video:Water As Fuel + Cure Cancer

water as fuel + cure cancer

this guy found the cure for cancer and a way to burn salt water. i don`t know why people still die from cancer and why they complain about the fuel prices. this video is more than 9 months old.

Video:No Link Between Pot Smoking and Cancer

no link between pot smoking and cancer

even though they're chemically similar, marijuana smoke is less likely than tobacco smoke to cause cancer, according to one expert review of the literature.

the review, by dr. robert melamede of the university of colorado, colorado springs, noted that tobacco and marijuana smoke differ in a number of ways, particularly in the fact that marijuana smoke contains tetrahydrocannabinol (thc), while tobacco smoke contains nicotine. nicotine increases the cancer-promoting effects of smoke, while thc reduces those effects, he explained.

and even though thc and nicotine act on related cellular pathways, they bind to different receptors to activate these pathways, the review found. cells in the lungs and respiratory passages are lined with nicotine receptors but these cells don't appear to have thc receptors. this may explain why smoking marijuana has so far not been linked with lung cancer, a major cause of death from cigarette smoking.

research has also shown that marijuana kills cancer cells and reduces tumor growth. this is, in part, because marijuana reduces the formation of blood vessels that nourish tumors.

however, the review warned that the effects of marijuana are complex and sometimes contradictory. it also noted that many people use marijuana and tobacco together, and the two drugs may interact in complex ways.

while some governments are reluctant to approve marijuana for medicinal use, the review noted that there's increasing evidence that marijuana can improve the lives of patients with a broad range of health problems, including insomnia, aids, multiple sclerosis and alzheimer's disease.

the review will be published in an upcoming issue of the journal harm reduction.

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Video:Scientists May Have Cancer Cure, No one Notices

scientists may have cancer cure, no one notices

dca is an odourless, colourless, inexpensive, relatively non-toxic, small molecule. and researchers at the university of alberta believe it may soon be used as an effective treatment for many forms of cancer. however, because the compound is not patented, you may never see it on the market as drug companies can not profit.

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Video:Marijuana Lung Cancer Study Pt 1 Of 2

marijuana lung cancer study pt 1 of 2

pulmonary specialist and federal government researcher from ucla geffen school of medicine finds that marijuana does not cause lung cancer in his study on the effects of cannabis and the lungs. results of this study are discussed for the first time.

Video:Fellatio May Decrease Breast Cancer

fellatio may decrease breast cancer

i wonder if there was any sort of follow up research.

Video:Boy Scouts Embark On Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign

boy scouts embark on breast cancer awareness campaign

ahhh young kids these days........ wanna join?

Video:Evangelical Cancer In The Military

evangelical cancer in the military

may 08, 2009 hbo bill maher

Video:Skin Cancer Anyone?

skin cancer anyone?

shut up zoidberg!

Video:Breast Cancer Commercial

breast cancer commercial

if men had breasts, they'd appreciate them

Video:Cancer Train

cancer train

this is sooo mean but funny ...

Video:ONN- Cancer man

onn- cancer man

courageous man refuses to believe he has cancer

Video:Cancer Vultures

cancer vultures

another thought provoking anti-smoking picture from the cancer patients aid association.

Video:Marijuana: May Raise Testicular Cancer Risk

marijuana: may raise testicular cancer risk


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washington (reuters) – marijuana use may increase the risk of developing testicular cancer, in particular a more aggressive form of the disease, according to a u.s. study published on monday.

the study of 369 seattle-area men ages 18 to 44 with testicular cancer and 979 men in the same age bracket without the disease found that current marijuana users were 70 percent more likely to develop it compared to nonusers.

the risk appeared to be highest among men who had reported smoking marijuana for at least 10 years, used it more than once a week or started using it before age 18, the researchers wrote in the journal cancer.

stephen schwartz of the fred hutchinson cancer research center in seattle, one of the researchers, said the study was the first to explore marijuana's possible association with testicular cancer.

"this is the first study to look at this question, and by itself is not definitive. and there's a lot more research that would have to be done in order to be more confident that marijuana use really is important in a man's risk of developing testicular cancer," schwartz said in a telephone interview.

the study found the increased risk appeared to be in the form called nonseminoma testicular cancer. it accounts for 40 percent of cases and can be more aggressive and more difficult to treat, schwartz said.

experts are unsure about the causes of testicular cancer, which often strikes men in their 20s and 30s. the disease is seen more commonly in men who have had an undescended testicle or have a family history of testicular cancer.

the disease usually responds well to treatment and has a five-year survival rate of about 96 percent, according to the american cancer society.

about 8,000 men in the united states are diagnosed with testicular cancer per year, and there are about 140,000 u.s. men alive who have survived the disease, the group said.

the researchers said they were not sure what it was about marijuana that may raise the risk. chronic marijuana use also can have effects on the male reproductive system including decreased sperm quality, they said.

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Video:'Safe Cigarette' Claimed to Cut Cancer by 90%

'safe cigarette' claimed to cut cancer by 90%

british american tobacco (bat) is to launch a controversial “safer cigarette” designed to cut the risk of smoking-related diseases such as cancer and heart failure by up to 90%.

the cigarettes use tobacco treated to produce lower levels of cancer-causing chemicals. they also incorporate a new type of filter said to remove more of the remaining toxins.

the company wants to launch the cigarettes in 2006 but has kept the move secret, knowing it would infuriate anti-smoking groups.

times online

Video:Clearing Protein 'smokescreen' Helps Battle Cancer

clearing protein 'smokescreen' helps battle cancer

tumours put up a protein "smokescreen" to escape the body’s immune system, and blocking those proteins helps kill cancer cells in mice, a new study has found. the work also offers new insight into why some inflammatory diseases increase a person’s risk of cancer.

the immune-system protein that appears to help tumours escape attack is called cytokine interleukin 23 (il-23). high levels of il-23 were found in the human tumours studied by martin oft at the schering-plough institute in palo alto, california, us, and his colleagues. the team also found that mice deficient in il-23 did not develop as many tumours as normal mice.

under ordinary circumstances, il-23 contributes to the recruitment of cells known as neutrophils. these play an important role in the early immune response to an infection, targeting foreign particles in the body.

but the tough task of infiltrating diseased tissues and rooting out the source of an illness belongs to another kind of immune cell called cd8 t-cells, oft explains. and it is these cells that il-23 appears to repel. in the case of cancer, excess il-23 prevents the cd8 t-cells from eliminating a tumour.

in one part of the experiment, mice received an antibody molecule that blocks il-23. these animals developed fewer tumours and eliminated injected cancer cells more quickly than control mice. the researchers think the antibody holds promise as a future tool to fight cancer in humans, but they stress that it remains in the pre-clinical phase of development.

the team's work also addresses the link between chronic inflammation and cancer, which doctors have suspected for more than a century. for example. some inflammatory illnesses – such as psoriasis and inflammatory bowl disease – are associated with an increased cancer risk.

the team's work explains this link because earlier work has shown that excess il-23 in the body appears to drive chronic inflammatory disease.

journal reference: nature (doi: 10.1038/nature04808)

Video:Deputy Fakes Cancer, Commits Suicide

deputy fakes cancer, commits suicide


marion, ohio -- he kept it to himself, but marion county sheriff tim bailey had become increasingly suspicious of deputy joe russell's ongoing battle with cancer.

bailey had a nagging suspicion because of russell's overall healthy appearance. but he hesitated to share that with his staff, who rallied around russell and willingly gave more than 600 hours of their own sick-leave time for his recovery.

"i was alone," bailey said. "there was really no way to find this or determine this. what i beat myself up over is, 'what could i have done?' "

medical privacy laws prevented bailey from delving into the illnesses of his deputy, who supposedly was sick off and on for four years. on sept. 30, russell committed suicide, shooting himself in his delaware home. deputies in dress uniform attended his funeral on monday, perhaps wondering if his struggle against cancer had become too tough to bear.

but an autopsy revealed that russell was not suffering from cancer. the 39-year-old deputy had scammed his friends and co-workers.

russell likely fabricated it all -- the notes from doctors and the claims that he had, in quick succession, fought cancer in his lungs, brain and testicles, bailey said.

looking back, he thinks russell also shaved his eyebrows and head and might have used tanning beds to make his skin appear red from cancer treatments.

russell was married and had two daughters. bailey said it appears russell might have tricked his wife, megan, who is a nurse, into believing that he was sick.

the couple attended a fraternal order of police fundraiser in marion in september 2007 at which russell was a guest of honor. organizers sold $15 tickets for a spaghetti dinner and auction.

hundreds of people attended, some waiting in line an hour or two for a meal, said james fitsko, president of the local union and a marion city police detective.

the event raised $40,000. half of the proceeds went to russell for what organizers thought was experimental cancer treatment at johns hopkins hospital in baltimore that was not covered by health insurance. the other half went to marion police officer cory winfield, who had been injured in an off-duty motorcycle crash caused by a drunken driver.

"everybody is absolutely, totally shocked," fitsko said. "it's mind-numbing to imagine that this happened."

bailey outlined russell's cancer scam at a news conference yesterday, recalling how deputies would visit their "sick" colleague at his home and sit by his bedside.

sheriff's employees donated more than 75 days of sick-leave days so that russell could receive time off for cancer treatments.

"i'm just furious over it that he would do it," bailey said. "i do not want the people in the community to think this is the way we operate at the sheriff's office.

"his personal friends in the department did not see any of this coming. they were just blasted."

the sheriff's office is conducting a review that will include a breakdown of russell's time-off requests since he started at the sheriff's office in september 2004. through september 2009, he had used 455 hours of sick time, but it's unclear how much of that time was requested for cancer-related treatments or recovery. investigators are also trying to determine whether russell was enrolled in the county's health-insurance plan and whether any fraudulent claims were filed.

russell first said in 2005 that he was undergoing treatment for lung cancer, the sheriff said. he appeared to be successful in battling it.

in 2007, russell said cancer had been discovered in his brain, intensifying sheriff's office efforts to assist him with a fundraiser and the donation of co-workers' unused sick leave.

this year, russell said at least one testicle had been removed after cancer was found there, bailey said. the autopsy found both testicles were intact.

"basically, the shocker was that he said he had cancer and there's no evidence he had or ever had cancer."

russell, who joined the office in 2004, was deputy of the year in marion county in 2007. the sheriff praised russell for his strength in battling brain cancer through "extremely difficult procedures and treatment."

delaware police capt. bruce pijanowski said russell's death was being investigated. his wife called police at 7:40 a.m. on sept. 30 to report that russell was threatening to kill himself. officers found his body in an office in his home. he died of a gunshot wound to the head.

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Video:Testicular Cancer

testicular cancer

a rather funny psa about testicular cancer. i'm safe, i check myself several times a day.

Video:Cancer Drug Wiped Patient's Fingerprints

cancer drug wiped patient's fingerprints

a patient who took an anti-cancer drug lost his fingerprints, which caused him to be detained for hours when he tried to visit the united states.

the 62-year-old patient had been taking capecitabine, a follow-up drug for chemotherapy for cancer of the head and neck, singaporean specialist eng-huat tan and colleagues recounted in a letter to the british journal annals of oncology.

capecitabine's side effects include inflammation of the palms and soles of the feet. the skin can peel, bleed and develop ulcers, and with time can cause fingerprints to be eradicated, dr tan said.

the patient, named as mr s, had been prescribed the drug as long-term maintenance treatment but was unaware this had wiped out his fingerprints.

"in december 2008, after more than three years of capecitabine, he went to the united states to visit his relatives," the letter said.

"he was detained at the airport customs for four hours because immigration officers could not detect his fingerprints."

foreign visitors arriving at us airports are asked to provide fingerprints which are then matched against a database of visa holders and a list of suspected criminals.

mr s was eventually allowed to enter after officials were satisfied he was not a security threat, dr tan said. he was also advised to travel with a letter from his cancer doctor to explain his fingerprint-free condition.

the letter urged patients who are put on long-term courses of capecitabine to be aware of the unusual side effect.

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