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burger house introduces 8,000 calorie burger

in an unprecedented show of providing more ways for people to get fat, the heart attack grill of tempe, arizona, has unleashed it's whopping 8,000-calorie burger. appropriately, the beast is named "the quadruple bypass burger."

the gigantic burger is comprised of four slabs of dead cow, weighing in at 2 lbs, along with three layers of cheese and bacon rashers. in order to show that they still care about your health, the burger's creators also added a nice layer of lettuce and tomato.

it may seem a little disturbing that a person would try to eat such a burger, but a spokesman for the restaurant was quite confident that the monstrous sandwich would find some tough customers; "you have to be a real man to dine here," he stated.

for those with more dainty and refined tastes, it's reported that a smaller burger, "the triple bypass", along with "flatliner" fries are available. the restaurant is also equipped with wheelchairs should anyone need to be carted out after a meal.

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big burger

this is a pretty big burger.

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burger bed

burger bed.

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o'reilly pissed about burger king ads

fox's bill o'reilly pissed about burger king

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burger king's 7-patty whopper

from cnn: burger king's 7-patty whopper in japan for microsoft promotion - 10/23/09

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burger king got bail out money?

who`s keeping burger king workers below the poverty line?

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• 2/18/2009
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frozen at burger king

u've seen it in the subway, now at burger king.

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burger king parody - blowjob bk

burger king wishes they could make a commercial as disturbing as this.

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burger king : eat like snake?!

a very strange and somewhat disturbing burger king ad.

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neg's urban sports - burger bowl off

neg gets up to his usual tricks with "burger bowl off."

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salty burger leads to arrest of mcdonald's employee

a mcdonald's employee faces criminal charges because she served a police officer a burger that was too salty.

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where burgers really come from

watch this video to see how burgers are really made and see how hearts, lungs, fat are all processed to create the burgers that is served to us all.

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donut bacon burger

a greasy bacon-covered beef burger that uses a honey-glazed donut for a bun has become the runaway hit of a us food fair. the 1500-calorie "craz-e burger" stunned organisers of the big e fair in west springfield, massachusetts, as fat-loving foodies walked away with about 17,000 of the over-the-top treats during the event`s 17-day run. the burger — believed to have originated in the us south — has been largely credited with attracting the most visitors to the fair in its 11-year history. and most people who ate the burger appeared to give it the thumbs-up. "i went last week and tried the craz-e burger. it was delicious. try it!" one consumer, triliflops, wrote on twitter. another wrote: "oh my good god the craz-e burger was amazing ... now i have to live with myself knowing i ate a cheeseburger with bacon on a donut." one of fair`s organisers said she was amazed by the burger`s popularity. "there is just something about it that makes it a fun fair food," boston culinary group general manager maureen jordan told us website masslive.com. "it wouldn’t necessarily work in a restaurant or another setting, but at the big e it’s just right."

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japanese mcdonalds' to offer shrimp burger

struggling to lure customers back amid increased competition, mcdonald's is adding a new item to its menu in japan: the shrimp burger.

the 270 yen ($2.40), burger, shown to reporters friday and set to go on sale this month, is the latest effort by the japan unit of the u.s. fast-food chain to win over japanese palates - and spark sales.

mcdonald's japan is also testing other additions, including chicken salad and yogurt.

the hamburger chain with more than 3,700 stores in the world's second largest economy has tried everything from tofu burgers to advertising blitzes to coax diners back to the golden arches after the company posted a loss in 2002 amid the mad cow scare.

"many people who used to come to mcdonald's had stopped coming, but they're coming back," said eikoh harada, who took over as chief executive in 2004.

profits at mcdonald's holdings co. (japan) ltd., about 50 percent owned by the u.s. mcdonald's corp. (mcd), have been gradually recovering since its first loss in 29 years in japan. although mcdonald's uses australian beef unaffected by mad cow disease, the fatal brain-wasting ailment, japanese consumption of beef - and big macs - dropped sharply at the time.

friday's news conference, held at a mcdonald's outlet in tokyo, included taste-tests of recent menu offerings such as a grilled chicken sandwich and yogurt with granola - all a change of pace from the big mac.

the shrimp burger developed especially for japan is a bit similar to the filet-o-fish, except it's filled with shrimp.

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