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Video:Blind Man

blind man

blind man walks into a bar. he is not actually blind.

Video:Blind Animals

blind animals

there`s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. one day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn`t know what he is, because he can`t see. the blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, "well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. you must be a rabbit."

the rabbit was happy to know what he was. he tells the blind snake, "come here and i will try to determine what you are."

the blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, "you`re cold and slimy and don`t have any balls. you must be a lawyer."

Video:Ingenious Blind Guy

ingenious blind guy

blind guy learns how to use sound to see like a dolphin.

Video:Blind Man in

blind man in "washroom"

blind man in washroom (wc is short for washroom in czech).

Video:At The Gates - Blinded By Fear

at the gates - blinded by fear

the music video for blinded by fear from at the gates' final album, slaughter of the soul.

Video:Samurai Jack - Jack And The Three Blind Archers

samurai jack - jack and the three blind archers

they're blind... how accurate can they be?

Video:Blind Fury - Movie Scene

blind fury - movie scene

scene from the rutger hauer movie blind fury.

Video:Blind Guardian - The Bards Song

blind guardian - the bards song

blind guardian playing the bards song live.. audience sings about 80 percent of it!

Video:Blind Date

blind date

some guy goes on a blind date with a real-life crackwhore .

Video:Porn for the Blind

porn for the blind

this is adult porn for the common blind man. thanks mds

Video:Mad Tv - The Blind Kung-fu Master

mad tv - the blind kung-fu master

the blind kung-fu master attempts to save a princess from an evil sorcerer.

Video:Blind Date with a Crackwhore

blind date with a crackwhore

one man gets the opportunity of a lifetime when he goes on a blind date with a very special lady.

Video:Snow Blind

snow blind

a blind puppy named guido jumps for joy as he experiences his first snow in vail village, colo.

Video:A Blind Man

a blind man

a blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. the waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"i'm sorry, sir, but i am blind and can't read the menu. just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. i'll smell it and order from there."

a little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. he returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. the blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"ah, yes, that's what i'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. the cook happens to be the owner's wife. he tells her what had just happened.

the blind man eats his meal and leaves.

several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"sir, remember me? i'm the blind man."

"i'm sorry, i didn't recognize you. i'll go get you a dirty fork." the owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. after another deep breath, the blind man says, "that smells great. i'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

the blind man eats and leaves.

he returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

he tells his wife, "mary, rub this fork on your panties before i take it to the blind man."

mary complies and hands her husband the fork. as the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "good afternoon, sir, this time i remembered you and i already have the fork ready for you."

the blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "hey i didn't know that mary worked here..."

Video:A Blind Man in a Store

a blind man in a store

a blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. all of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

the manager runs up to the man and asks, "what are you doing?!!"

the blind man replies, "just looking around."

Video:Blind Man in a Bar.

blind man in a bar.

a blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. he finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. after sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

the bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. in a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, i think it is just fair -given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - the bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - the bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - i'm a 6 feet tall, 220lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

now think about it seriously, mister. do you still wanna tell that joke? the blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "nah. not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Video:Blind Judo Expert Puts Mugger in His Place

blind judo expert puts mugger in his place

a blind judo expert astounded a mugger by pinning him to the ground after he tried to steal his cigarettes, police said on monday.

the assailant, a 17-year-old man of asian origin, spotted the 33-year-old, who police identified only as emil e., at a train station in the southwestern town of giessen and thought he would be easy prey, police spokesman rolf wellershausen said.

but what the attacker did not know, the spokesman said, was that his victim was a world-class blind judo wrestler.

the 17-year-old threatened the blind man, then punched him in the face, at which point the martial artist flipped him and held him down until police arrived.

source: newsyahoo.com

Video:Blind Woman Hits Historic Hole-In-One

blind woman hits historic hole-in-one

drummond, blinded by diabetes 26 years ago, experienced the highlight of her golfing career sunday, recording an ace on the 144-yard, par-3 fourth hole at mahoning valley country club.

playing with her husband and coach, keith, and two friends in a steady rain, the 53-year-old drummond hit a driver on the hole. the shot cleared a water hazard, flew between traps and landed on the green, where it hit the flagstick before dropping into the hole. "they were saying, 'it's a great shot,' and then i heard it hit the pin," drummond said.

"for a hole-in-one, you have to hit it onto the green, so it's a little bit of skill and a lot of luck." in 1999, golf digest said the odds of an amateur getting a hole-in-one are 1 in 12,750. that number, no doubt rises, for a blind golfer.

drummond is a member of the board of directors of the united states blind golfers association, and the organization believes she is the first totally blind female to record a hole-in-one. "we've looked everywhere, and haven't been able to find anyone else," she said.

drummond took up golf about 15 years ago, and three years later qualified as the first female member of the usgba. "i just try to do the best i can," said drummond, who carries a 48 handicap with the usgba. "i get nervous.

"but i wasn't nervous (sunday), i just don't like playing in the rain."

source: wcbstv.com

Video:Blind in Texas

blind in texas

there once was a blind man who decided to visit texas. when he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "wow, these seats are big!" the person next to him answered, "everything is big in texas."

when he finally arrived in texas, he decided to visit a bar. upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. he exclaimed, "wow these mugs are big!" the bartender replied, "everything is big in texas."

after a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. the bartender replied, "second door to the right." the blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "don`t flush, don`t flush!"

Video:The Blind Painter

the blind painter

esref armagan, the blind artist who changed how science understands perception. bio http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/e%c5%9fref_arma%c4%9fan art work http://www.armagan.com/paintings.asp senses special: the art of seeing without sight http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg18524841.700

Video:5 Year Old Blind Piano Genius

5 year old blind piano genius

born blind, yoo ye eun can play the piano better than most people. she can recite a tune from memory after listening to it just once. this is also a brilliant mind.

Video:Self love is blind.

self love is blind.

a little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. "son! if you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!" "dad," the boy said, "i'm over here."

Video:Richard Dawkins, The Blind Watchmaker (1987) - Continuation

richard dawkins, the blind watchmaker (1987) - continuation

sorry guys, i should have edited the movie such as to include this the first time round. someone suggested that it would be cool if those intermediate steps dawkins talks about actually existed...well they do! and here they are. these videos are only extracts from the blind watchmaker documentary, i encourage you to watch the full thing.

Video:Blind Learn To See With Tongue

blind learn to see with tongue

daniel sieberg reports on a revolutionary technology. brainport sends electrical impulses to the tongue, using tiny cameras as eyes, essentially creating a picture for blind people.


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