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Video:Denis Leary- I'm An Asshole

denis leary- i'm an asshole

denis leary being an asshole

Video:Dennis Leary - Im an Asshole

dennis leary - im an asshole

dennis leary singing i'm an asshole.

Video:Denis Leary - Asshole

denis leary - asshole

denis leary sings about being an asshole.

Video:Operation Flashpoint Movie Made from Music

operation flashpoint movie made from music "i'm an asshole"

a funny videoclip made using game operation flashpoint and music "i'm an asshole".

Video:I'm An Asshole: San Andreas

i'm an asshole: san andreas

a collection of clips from grand theft auto: san andreas, all set to the tune of "i'm an asshole" by dennis leary.

Video:Asshole Video

asshole video

the video to the old song "asshole" by dennis leary.

Video:Spaceballs - Assholes - Jammed Radar

spaceballs - assholes - jammed radar

in this scene, dark helmet and his assholes have caught up to princess vespa. but little does helmet know, lone star is about to jam his radar!

Video:Brave Asshole

brave asshole

here's a video showing just how "brave" these assholes are, sorry- no action in this video, just showing that they're hiding explosives in an ambulance.

Video:I'm An Asshole: San Andreas Version 2

i'm an asshole: san andreas version 2

a series of clips from grand theft auto: san andreas, set to the tune of "i'm an asshole" by comedian denis leary. this is an updated version of the original.

Video:Asshole Mario Speed Run (Part 1)

asshole mario speed run (part 1)

this is all the levels in kaizo (asshole) mario done v.v.v.quick.
part 2/part 3

Video:9 Habits That Make You an Asshole

9 habits that make you an asshole

1. not tipping
people who provide good service should always be tipped. don’t be an asshat. folks in certain industries depend on that shit. if someone goes out of their way to ensure your happiness, you can come off a few bucks. non-tippers deserve to be nut-kicked by a concrete boot.

2. not controlling your kids
it seems everywhere i go these days some wild ass little fucktard is running around a public place (stores…theaters…public parks) bothering otherwise decent folks with their monkey-like annoyance while their parents look on helplessly. red foreman would not put up with such behavior. we need more guys like red foreman in this world.

3. driving slow
no one likes to be stuck behind the guy who has to slow to a turtle-crawl to make a left turn at a stoplight which only stays green for so many seconds. turning a vehicle is not a complicated task. if your brain can not function in such a timely manner you should not be allowed to drive. other people would like to make that turn as well. don’t be a dick.

4. not picking up your trash
we all know at least one guy always leaves a little piece of whatever he was doing on your end table or floor after he is gone. there are always trash cans around. not using a receptacle to rid yourself of trash is just lazy. like the old owl used to say, “give a hoot, throw your fucking trash away!”

5. holding up lines
if there is even one person waiting behind you it is common courtesy to do what the fuck you came to do and move on. no one has time to wait on a person who has had ample opportunity to decide what they wanted before they got to the counter. holding up other folks makes you a dredge on society’s functionality. please think about this thoroughly the next time you plan on taking fifteen minutes in the express lane learning to write a check for a 7$ purchase.

6. not yielding for pedestrians
in case you were wondering… yes, the phrase “the pedestrian always has the right of away” is meant to be taken literally. it is not going to kill you to observe the rules of the road and wait a few seconds for an old lady to finish crossing the street before you attempt to run her down. decent folks who do not see the need to drive everywhere should not be at risk of their lives every time they enter the realm of the crosswalk because some idiot soccer mom bought an suv and absolutely can’t be arsed to spare ten seconds of her day to let some kid cross the damn street.

7. asking stupid questions in public
if you are going to be a dumb-ass, please do so in the privacy of your own home. regaling others with the scope of your stupidity in such places as a fast food lunch counter or the local supermarket checkout line does not make you cool. asking such things as “how late are you open?” when there is a clear-as-day sign on the door as you walk in lacks common sense. while it may be true that ignorance is bliss, it is exactly the opposite for those who are forced to witness it.

8. arguing with your girl in public
not a single person in this world cares the least little bit about your relationship problems. whenever i see some asshole and his significant other acting like children in front of total strangers the first thought that comes to my mind is the need to bring back the old tar and feathering punishment. there are reasons you have your own home. one of them is so other people aren’t bothered with your failed love life.

9. thinking you are too cool for the rest of society
everyone hates the type of people who walk around with sticks stuck up their asses. old chuck was right when he said we are all part of the same shit heap. in essence we are all just animals roaming this earth. in a perfect world everyone would be treated with equal consequences and respect by everyone else. this planet would be such a nicer place to live if everyone could follow that simple rule.

Video:Asshole Mario Speed Run (Part 2)

asshole mario speed run (part 2)

part two of the "i`m jealous of the guy who did this." video

Video:Asshole Mario Speed Run (Part 3 - Special Stages)

asshole mario speed run (part 3 - special stages)

the third and final in this epic trilogy.

Video:Assholes...

assholes...

study their faces and kick/smash/stab/shoot these bastards in the face the next time you visit the middle east.

Video:Assholes Works Here

assholes works here

never piss off your employees.

Video:Interstate Exits For Bitches & Assholes

interstate exits for bitches & assholes

and a lovely detour for the shitheads out there.

Video:Fight - Calm Dude vs. Aggressive Asshole

fight - calm dude vs. aggressive asshole

this will make you feel warm and fluffy inside. the goodness starts at around 2:20.

Video: Homeless vet to Bill O`Reilly

homeless vet to bill o`reilly "that guy is an asshole"

ryan sussman, a homeless veteran who served in the navy reacts to recent comments by fox news` bill o`reilly.

Video:Asshole Mario Stage 01

asshole mario stage 01

this is what it looks like when a sadist designs a mario level.

Video:Asshole Mario Stage 02

asshole mario stage 02

a very clever bit of sadism.

Video:Asshole Mario Stage 03

asshole mario stage 03

more sadistic level design.

Video:Asshole Mario Stage 05

asshole mario stage 05

worse than an episode of family guy by dan brown.

Video:Asshole Mario Stage 07

asshole mario stage 07

elevator nightmare.

Video:Asshole Mario Stage 08

asshole mario stage 08

the definition of barely possible is actually this game.


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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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