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Video:Truck Chase From Raiders of the Lost Ark

truck chase from raiders of the lost ark

indiana jones goes in pursuit of the truck holding the ark of the covenant.

Video:The Ark Of Truth

the ark of truth

a trailer created for the upcoming stargate movie, the ark of truth.

Video:Cosmic Ark

cosmic ark

tv comercial for the game cosmic ark by imagic used with the atari console.

Video:Did Noah Carry Dinosaurs in His Ark?

did noah carry dinosaurs in his ark?

if only there was an image of the actual thing being described.

Video:Joe Rogan On Noahs Ark

joe rogan on noahs ark

it`s a must see!!

Video:T-Rex on Noah's Ark

t-rex on noah's ark

poor animals!

Video:Ark

ark

so begins the exodus, led by one man...

Video:Messed-Up Bible Stories 4: Noah's Ark

messed-up bible stories 4: noah's ark

your favorite bible stories now in cartoon form!

Video:Bunny Suicides - Ark

bunny suicides - ark

imagine if bunnies didn`t hop onto the ark.

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Video:Noah's Ark

noah's ark

the lord spoke to noah and said, "in six months i am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. but i want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet. i am ordering you to build an ark." and in a flash of lightning, he delivered the specifications for the ark. "okay," noah said, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints, "i'm your man." six months passed, the sky began to cloud up, and the rain began to fall in torrents. the lord looked down and saw noah sitting in his yard weeping, but there was no ark. "noah!" shouted the lord, "where is my ark?" a lightning bolt crashed into the ground right beside noah.

"lord, please forgive me!" begged noah. "i did my best, but there were some big problems. first, i had to get a building permit for the ark's construction, but your plans did not meet their code. so, i had to hire an engineer to redo the plans, only to get into a long argument with him about whether to include a sprinkler system. my neighbors objected, claiming that i was violating zoning ordinances by building the ark in my front yard, so i had to get a variance from the city planning board.

then, i had a big problem getting enough wood for the ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the spotted owl. i tried to convince the environmentalists and the u.s. fish and wildlife service that i needed the wood to save the owls, but they wouldn't let me catch them, so no owls. next, i started gathering up the animals but got sued by an animal rights group that objected to me taking along only two of each kind. just when the suit got dismissed, the epa notified me that i couldn't complete the ark without filling out an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. they didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the supreme being. then, the corps of engineers wanted a map of the proposed flood plan. i sent them a globe!

right now, i'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the equal opportunities commission over how many minorities i'm supposed to hire. the irs has seized all my assets claiming that i am trying to leave the country, and i just got a notice from the state that i owe some kind of use tax. really, i don't think i can finish the ark in less than five years." with that, the sky cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow arched across the sky. noah looked up and smiled. "you mean you are not going to destroy the world?" he asked hopefully. "no," said the lord. "the government already has."

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"raiders of the lost ark" 25th anniversary empire magazine (cover 2)

"on august 25, empire will unleashed an issue celebrating the 25th anniversary of "raiders of the lost ark," and it's a magazine you won't want to miss! according to empire, the magazine contains 'over 35 pages of celebration of the indiana jones series, featuring interviews with every cast and crew member you can think of (except the monkey).' "

Video:Noahs Ark

noahs ark

when the ark's door was closed, noah called a meeting with all the animals. "listen up!" noah said with a demanding voice. "there will be no sex on this trip! all of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. i will sit over there and write you a receipt. after we see land, you can get your penis back."

after about a week mr. rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "quick!" he said, "get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!" mrs. rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "sorry, no land yet." "darn it!", exclaimed mr. rabbit.

this went on every day until mrs. rabbit got fed up with him. mrs. rabbit asked, "what is the matter with you? you know it will rain for forty days and nights. only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. but why are you acting so excited every day?"

"look!", said mr. rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper... "i got the horse's receipt!!"

Video:Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark.

toddlers can no longer marry in ark.


little rock, ark. - arkansas' marriage-age crisis is over. a law that mistakenly allowed anyone — even toddlers — to marry with parental permission was repealed by a measure signed into law wednesday by gov. mike beebe, ending months of embarrassment for the state and confusion for county clerks.

lawmakers didn't realize until after the end of last year's regular session that a law they approved, intended to establish 18 as the minimum age for marriage, instead removed the minimum age to marry entirely. an extraneous "not" in the bill allowed anyone who was not pregnant to marry at any age with permission.

the bill read: "in order for a person who is younger than eighteen (18) years of age and who is not pregnant to obtain a marriage license, the person must provide the county clerk with evidence of parental consent to the marriage."

some lawmakers called for a special session last year, saying the error would make it easy for pedophiles to take advantage of the law. gov. mike beebe said he didn't see any imminent crisis and said the chances of children marrying under the law were slim.

legislators, however, had the chance for a do-over this week when beebe convened a special session to consider a hike in the state's severance tax on natural gas. they repealed the botched law, and reinstated 17 as the minimum age to marry for boys and 16 for girls.

rep. will bond, the sponsor of the botched 2007 law and its correction, apologized for the error and asked his colleagues to "throw me a rope and bail me out here."

"i always thought if you put your name on a bill, you should be ready to take the blame if you're willing to accept the credit," bond said wednesday.

bond, a democrat, said there hadn't been any reports of young children attempting to marry under the 2007 law.

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Video:Ark. Woman Pregnant With 18th Child

ark. woman pregnant with 18th child

little rock, ark. (ap) ? it's a happy mother's day for an arkansas woman - she's pregnant with her 18th child.

michelle duggar, 41, is due on new year's day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. there are two sets of twins.

"we've had three in january, three in december. those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.

the duggars' oldest child, josh, is 20, and the youngest, jennifer, is nine months old.

the fast-growing family lives in tontitown in northwest arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. all the children - whose names start with the letter j - are home-schooled.

duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for discovery health.

the new show looks at life inside the duggar home, where chores - or "jurisdictions" - are assigned to each child. one episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, duggar said.

"the girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "the boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. she and her husband, jim bob duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as god wills it.

"the success in a family is first off, a love for god, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," jim bob duggar said. "our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

the other duggar children, in between joshua and jennifer, are jana, 18; john-david, 18; jill, 16; jessa, 15; jinger, 14; joseph, 13; josiah, 11; joy-anna, 10; jeremiah, 9; jedidiah, 9; jason, 7; james, 6; justin, 5; jackson, 3; and johannah, 2.

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Video:New Noah's Ark Opens To Public

new noah's ark opens to public

a dutch creationist builds a replica boat based on biblical records as a testament to his faith.

Video:Raiders of the Lost Ark - Indiana Jones

raiders of the lost ark - indiana jones

1936, in the peruvian jungle, archaeologist and adventurer indiana jones attempts to retrieve the hovito idol from an ancient temple.

Video:Noah's Ark Comic

noah's ark comic

just some funny comics i came across.

Video:

"raiders of the lost ark" 25th anniversary empire magazine (cover 1)

because i love the hell out of indy, i wanted to upload these covers.

Video:300-Pound Inmate Complains Ark. Jail Doesn't Feed Him Well

300-pound inmate complains ark. jail doesn't feed him well



bentonville, ark. - an inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.

broderick lloyd laswell says he isn't happy that he's down to 308 pounds after eight months in the benton county jail. he has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn't provide inmates with enough food.

according to the suit, laswell weighed 413 pounds when he was jailed in september. police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire.

"on several occasions i have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and i felt like i was going to pass out," laswell wrote in his complaint. "about an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. i feel hungry again."

but laswell then goes on to complain that he undertakes little vigorous activity.

"if we are in a small pod all day (and) do next to nothing for physical exercise, we should not lose weight," the suit says. "the only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death."

the suit also asks that the county be ordered to serve hot meals. the jail has served only cold food for years.

the meals, provided through aramark correctional institution services, average 3,000 calories a day, jail capt. hunter petray told the morning news of northwest arkansas for a story saturday.

a typical western diet consists of 2,000 to 3,000 calories a day.

laswell's suit was filed without a lawyer in u.s. district court in fayetteville.

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