Lock the doors and dim the lights, because here is Jessica Alba. She was born on April 28, 1981 in Pomona, California. The first time I saw her was in the movie Idle Hands with Seth Green, great movie that, and she's cropped up in other movies such as Sin City, Honey, and Never Been Kissed. She's most famous for her sexy genetically enhanced arsewhoppings in Dark Angel though. She came in a shameful 24th in the Top Searched Women of 2005, which should alarm everyone about the degenerating eyesight of the male population.